thousandlines:

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i-captainobvious:

shavokhavok:

theglassheart:

j-brooeujine-a:

thesweetemotion:

I vented about my life to Angelina Jolie because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.

(via brandieisaindiehipster)

 i got drunk with Kristen Stewart because she stole my bike :D

 i lended $500 to Miley Cyrus because i do it everyday (Y)

I stalked Channing Tatum because I am in love with him

I smoked pot with Emma Watson because my parents told me to

I murdered Kim Kardashian because I was blackmailed into it.

I smoked pot with Ashton Kutcher because I’m in love with him.

I went skydiving with Channing Tatum because i have 6 months to live.

 I fucked will smith because hestole my bike… Ashuashua